lame joke

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

HELLO!!! weixun here!!!!!!!! another day of lame jokes and laughter:)

1st joke: which celebrity loves to blow saliva bubbles?

ans: micheal buble

2nd joke:Why is Willy Wonka a vampire?

ans: because he hid under his factory for many years on end

3rd joke: a person wanted a chocolate coffee from starbucks but got a piece of chocolate instead,
WHY?

ans: because chocolate coffee= choco latte= chocolatte= chocolate

4th joke: which celebrity is the cheapest to hire?

ans: 50-cent

5th joke: A man was walking down the street after dinner, strolling by all the shops. He passed by a sushi shop and decided to have supper. He bought the sushi at $2, ate it and went on. As he walked on, he saw more and more sushi shops, each selling sushis at an even cheaper price. He eventually saw one selling at $0.10 and got fed up and went back to the original sushi shop to complain and demand his money back as he felt cheated. The smug and cunning shopkeeper obviously did not give in. He told the man, " If you can vomit the sushi out and return it to me, I would give you back the $2. The shopkeeper was shocked when the man scratched at his throat to make himself vomit, he eventually succeeded. The man now demanded the shopkeeper to return him $802. The shopkeeper was puzzled and infuriated, he asked why should he return $802 when the sushi only cost $2. The man calmly replied, " The sushi only cost $2, yes, but I had a abalone dinner before that and that one abalone cost $800,
$800+$2=$802!!!